A Few Rules to Run By
by Mark Remy
Published January 04, 2010
Running Rules of Thumb
- If you see a porta potty with no line, use it. Even if you don't need to.
- If you have to ask yourself, Does this driver see me? The answer is no.
- If you have to ask yourself, Are these shorts too short? The answer is yes.
- 1 glazed doughnut = 2 miles
- You rarely regret the runs you do; you almost always regret the runs you skip.
- Not everyone who looks fast really is, and not everyone who looks slow really is.
- Nobody has ever watched Chariots of Fire from beginning to end. Not even the people who made it.
- You can never have too many safety pins on your gym bag.
- Running any given route in the rain makes you feel 50 percent more hard-core than covering the same route on a sunny day.
- If you care even a little about being called a jogger versus a runner, you're a runner.
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